potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

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bliss-folly:

✯ trøpical ⌖ boho ⌖ indié