amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

(via pizza)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via radical-illusion)

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

(via fake-mermaid)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(via crystallized-mermaid)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(via gnarly)